In this ritual I carried
a small piece of celestite
in my left hand with
9 blades of grass. And
in my right a Babypod,
which purports to fix the
average vagina’s lack of a
sound system. At times, this
calls for the treatment of
vast slabs of text. At
times we circle asteroids with
a strange anticipation. And the birds, too, a separate organ,
sweeping up,
a curve like a paper cut,
a riot act
got rich in the trees.
They escorted the birds in carriages
drawn by swans. It was
here they disembarked the backyard
of a sickly city. One
done up as a chase
sequence involving a mysterious booming
sound, a side-scrolling pig’s
head, and a lucky number
seven, and featuring an extended
cameo by the brain structure
primarily responsible for coordinating stress
response in humans and other
animals. “The conclusion is theoretically
wrong. But before that, in
the run-up to it,
on the road to hell
with the first door that
exits from a pipe protruding
upwards in the vicinity of
the third door leading onwards
observing as we move via
‘the travellator’ a psychedelic ‘pinprick
that is also a tear
or a gash or hole
or rent or cut in
a field or backdrop or
sheet’” consumed by fire to
become “a foam stressball.” So
PREPARE TO GET SPRAYED APART
HEADLESS AT THE EGRESS POINT
THROWN INTO THE VERY FIRE
BORDERLINE FROZEN / RATTLING CANS OF
BLEACH / HIGH SPEED FLECKED UP
LET THEM EAT BANANA PEELS.
Speaking of Francis von
Helmont, his baby food included
a “Tree of Life” herbal
supplement distilled from the cedars
of Lebanon. Adam, who later
in Genesis names the animals,
is therefore being divinely inspired
to name the animals with
their real names, and not
with randomly invented words. So
I recommend applying videos of
hedgehogs taking baths as needed,
and also reminding yourself that
this feeling isn’t real and.
[Sources: CA Conrad; Jenny Saul; Roland Boer; Cole Swensen; Jack Kimball; Takahashi Mutsuo (tr. Jeffrey Angles); Materials blurb for Danny Hayward’s Pragmatic Sanction, Hayward himself, and Yamuph Piklé’s review of same; Justin Katko; Je Wilson; Jenny Lawson]