For only a few minutes, the glass doorframe hummed, its noise growing louder. Four large men came through it in military uniforms and then a number of Mechanical Arthropods and Insects Made from Watch Parts and Light Bulbs. Bio-robot walks with aid of rat heart cells. There’s no question that this is part of the story. The usual antics seem to be at work here, like levering up the company with debt and giving big pay-raises to top management even as the business was going under. But Hostess had problems even before the hedge fund guys showed up. Part of it was that people just got less interested in eating Wonder Bread and Twinkies, and Hostess never managed to come up with any successful replacement products. Of course, nothing by Ai is without political meaning, and the silly video was its own bit of rebellion: he titled it “Cao Ni Ma,” or “Grass Mud Horse” style, a phrase that people use in China to get past the internet censors, which also happens to sound like “fuck your mother.” The cover looks like a tomato based stew and I want to eat it, but it is actually a petri dish with agar, festering with bacteria and fungus growing on and from Aaron App’s nail clippings, which nourish them, and I begin to eat it. I see that Nicki Minaj is bouncing and peeing with these cocks. I look closer and I see industry. I see tiny factories. I see that these factories are the flaccid, diseased and swelling cocks of the industrialized world, of which I am a part, why am I thinking of the Garden of Eden? Ethan says, “I believe this round started actually with the killing of an unarmed man in Gaza who was mentally disabled a week ago and a 13-year-old Palestinian boy who was playing soccer. And then there were a bunch of rockets in response, and then there was a ceasefire. Palestinian groups actually called a truce on Monday, and there wasn’t a complete ceasefire but there was a vast decrease in the number of rockets from Palestinians on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Then Israel bombed and killed several civilians, including an 11-month-old baby. So what’s happening is, yet again, Israel is using massive overwhelming military firepower against a captive population.” A shamanic healer in San Francisco says we are always every age we have ever been. She promises to heal us of the behaviors that once protected us, at 3 and 8 and 13, but now no longer serve us. She will heal us with repeated sessions in which she asks “who is talking?” and “what age is that person?” “If your wolf gets too heavy / don’t pop the flares” / They don’t teach you this in college / or how to deal with moving faster than the speed of light / into a brick wall / Your empathy solves little, rat! Hola. Brak. In the absence of hated-innocent or how did that song again? Teeth, Cancer, Schizophrenia, Farmer seeks Monkey, Nerves, Depression, I just want to run as usual, fucking cultural climate. Darren says, “From the moment the infant left the womb it was hung upside down from hooks in the ceiling in order to teach it an entirely alien orientation for dance recitals. The core muscles grew more defined, the arms bent away from the torso. The upside down child began performances for dignitaries and heads of state at the age of two. At the age of eight, the funding was terminated, and the child was unhooked, set down in the snow and was last seen by the trainer crawling into a sewage drain. Years passed, and everyone forgot everything, as the great emptiness descended upon the land and scattered the minds of all who saw the sun, but the upside down child did not forget, and by the time it was next seen by a recording device it began teaching the newly addled.”
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- “This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
- Is the dance floor calling? No
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I pulled a blade of grass out of my dog’s throat. I want to fuck Tinkerbell now but she isn’t who started this.
[Note: Sources: phaneronoemikon, “Jogging with Roussel 8”, at Jellybean Weirdo With Electric Snake Fang, 16 Nov 012; JBR; Christopher Jobson, “Mechanical Arthropods and Insects Made from Watch Parts and Light Bulbs”, at Colossal, 16 Nov 012; Matt Staggs, “Bio-Robot Walks With Aid of Rat Heart Cells”, at Disinformation, 16 Nov 012 (“With the aid of a 3-D printer, researchers have fashioned soft, quarter-inch-long biological robots out of gel-like material and rat heart cells. When the cells beat, the bio-bots take a step. The robots resemble tiny springboards, each with one long, thin leg resting on a stout supporting leg. The thin leg is covered in the heart cells. When the cells beat, the long leg pulses, propelling the bio-bot forward, according to the research team from the University of Illinois” – NBC, as quoted by Staggs); Peter Frase, “Hostess and the Limits of the Private Welfare State”, at Jacobin, 16 Nov 012; Jillian Steinhauer, “MoMA Goes Gangnam Style in Support of Ai Weiwei”, at Hyperallergic, 16 Nov 012; Feng Sun Chen, “I am reading Compos(t) Mentis: a review”, at Montevidayo, 16 Nov 012; JBR, but see next; Ethan, as quoted in Amira Asad, “What Are The Protesters In New York Saying About Gaza?”, at Vice, 16 Nov 012; Melissa Broder, and Ben Mirov, HIDER ROSER, as quoted in Broder’s “HIDER ROSER”, at HTMLGIANT, 16 Nov 012; Stina Kajaso, “Lab rat brev från August”, at SONOFDAD, 16 Nov 012; JBR, but see next; Darren Bauler, “Wolfbait”, at Theater of Diminished Faculties, 16 Nov 012; “@Horse_ebook’s most retweeted tweets (in order)”, at Bookbat, 14 Nov 012; xTx, “And I Love Her. You Don’t Even Know”, at Nothing to Say, 16 Nov 012]